the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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(via haileybookky)

firefloxes:

"Talk dirty to me"

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devynmunoz:

crazyideasfromaweirdperson:

Dear parents of LGBT+ young people:

You should be less worried about your offspring being influenced into their LGBT+ identities by people they met online, and more worried about the fact that they go online to meet people that will give them the acceptance and support that you haven’t.

This needs more notes

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relahvant:

i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????

(via seanp0donnell)

"You’re a little star in a massive universe but you make my world brighter than it’s ever been."
– (via soulsscrawl)

(via searchbeauty)


Imagine calling the wrong number and this happens;

You: ..

Other person: * picks up the phone *

You: Mom?

Other person: No, this is Tom Hiddleston.

You: ..

Tom: Hello?

You: ..

motherfuckingshakespeare:

akafoxxcub:

the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

much ado about pussy

Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

(via merlin-goes-to221b)